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God created the world in seven days. The Earth was divided into several swaths of land known as continents. The solar system came to be, and seven planets formed, maybe more.
Every day without fail since the beginning of time the sun has been rising in the morning. Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa. Henry Ford launched the car industry. The Wright Brothers figured out how planes fly.
The Internet was created.
Then the iPhone.
And Sammy Sportface launched a blog.
All of these are undeniable wonders of the world. We can’t really understand them. They’re beyond human brain power. They just are.
All this is also true of Caitlin Clark. A wonder of our wildest imaginations, the modern-day curiosity so monumentally transcendent none of us can really comprehend her. She’s beyond our thoughts, like the stars and the formation of life itself.
She’s above us. She’s above humans. She supersedes all life forms.
And she better be on the U.S. Olympic basketball team later this month. Why would anyone decide a person so wondrous should not be on the team? Only because they don’t understand her, her enormity in presence so intimidating to all mortals including the people who decided she shouldn’t be on the team. What we can’t grasp we fear.
A moment for the ages they’ve denied us. Supercalifragilisticexpialidociously small-minded and galactically stupid. But it’s almost understandable. Caitlin Clark is so much bigger than basketball or the Olympics or sports or humans. She’s beyond bouncing balls and petty jealousies and global conflicts. She’s something else on a higher level of existence, beyond all of our abilities to reason. Loftier, higher, better.
For all these reasons, she will show us about reincarnation in real life. Left off the U.S. Olympic basketball team – which was the single worst decision in the history of humankind – she will replace Diana Taurasi on the team and will announce to the world that “reality is coming.”
Her words will be at once chilling and uplifting and curious and indecipherable.
The delegation of more than 500 U.S. Olympic athletes will unanimously demand she must be the American athlete who carries the country’s flag on their boat floating down the Seine River during the Opening Ceremonies. They will go so far as to threaten none of them will compete if Caitlin Clark isn’t their country’s flag bearer.
She will be wearing a golden silk Greek goddess outfit, a crown on her head, and raise the flag as every person (8 billion-ish) on Earth watches this once-in-a-galaxy wonder of existence makes our souls rejoice with uncontrollable jubilation, tunes our hearts to fast fluttering, cart us into outer space.
Her teammates on the basketball team will kneel at her feet fawning over her, looking upward, wondering who this goddess is and how she came to be.
At the climax of the ceremony, she will slip off her gown and there we will see her in her red, white, and blue Speedo, the team suit the U.S. Olympic Swim Team will wear throughout their races.
She will dive in the Seine and the crowd will cry in unison having witnessed something beyond their five senses. She will swim across the Seine with ease, get out, and declare the water is ready for the 6.2-mile race and swim leg of the triathlon. By getting in the water she will have miraculously made it all clean.
She will get out, run to the Eiffel Tower, and be handed the traditional and regal Olympic torch. She will light it.
The world will roar.
All at once.
They will have seen with their own eyes Caitlin Clark, an experience unlike anything else in any of their lives.
They will feel they have witnessed something ethereal they will tell their grandkids about one day, all of this more majestic and surreal and powerful than any emotions they’ve ever felt in their lives.
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Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:
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