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Not enough people have delved into the names of musical albums such as Carol King’s “Tapestry,” Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” and Stevie Wonder’s “Songs in the Key of Life.”
But that’s not why we’re here.
It’s time to explore what would be the greatest names for alums, regardless of the band or even whether the band exists.
There’s an art to this. You may have noticed the names tend to be, seemingly, inside jokes or something cryptic, or just don’t really mean much other than the band had to name the album and spent eleven seconds thinking up one and went with that.
Channeling that same carefree mentality, I share with you now the names of albums I sincerely believe would resonate with the masses and generate millions more sales of the albums if albums were still a thing.
Music Bought at Ace Hardware
Anything But In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Somebody Juiced the Jumbotron
Songs That Don’t Sing
Roundabout Tuning Out
Strumming to Humming
Tater, Icabod, Cuddles The Third
The Teal Album
Low-Hanging Harangues
Losing Weight the Old-Fashioned Way
Beaten Beats
Noise for Nobody
Burning Bridges Back In Baltimore
My Quad Hurts
Tangled Toe Stretches
Tomato Soup With Crackers
Floating on a Sandwich
Jump In a Lake With Rudy
Underwear Stares
Cornbread Smothered in Syrup
Let’s Go Get Twizzlers
Marty’s So Miffed
Open the Can of Worms
Mudpie Melodies
Build a Bust of Benny
AI Sauce Is Something on Steak
Sensing Something Sensible
Idea Man’s Vodka Red Bulls
Spars Keeps Slugging
Mac’s Avoidance of Casino Night
39 for Rudy from Linwood
Boat Wrecks With Whit
Love Seed’s Procreation
Reach Peach’s Beach
Filthy Cleansers
It’s Cloudy Under Here
Secrets Always Shared
Don’t Call Me Dankos
Bulldoze the Meadowlands
Busted Promises
Marred Guitars
Dummies for Drummies
Singing Serendipities
Cause for Coincidences
Floating on a Sandwich
Sammy Sportface Is a Musical Elitist
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