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Sammy Sportface, who used to be a fat load, got svelte.
And now chicks are checking him out everywhere he goes.
“I walk down the hallways in the office and women look up from whatever they’re doing and check me out,” said Svelte Sportface. “I can feel them staring and can tell they can’t control their desire to check me out, to see how svelte I really am, and can sense they feel self-conscious and embarrassed they can’t stop inspecting a coworker who calls himself Sammy Sportface.”
This situation has gotten so out of control that Sportface has lately been sneaking around through less-traveled office hallways where fewer chicks are around to check him out.
“I’m trying to concentrate and synthesize the impact that AI is going to have on civilization with Elon Musk’s unveiling Grok 4, and making mental outlines on how to communicate that to the masses sensitively and sensationally before it’s too late,” he said. “All this gawking and staring at my svelteness is becoming more of a distraction than something that feeds my ego.”
Svelte says since he trimmed down he’s noticed when he sits in his cubicle dozens more chicks walk by than used to each day.
“It can’t be just a coincidence that more are walking by once I got svelte,” said Svelte. “I’m on to them. They’re wanting to get an extra glimpse of me.”
Svelte is not fulfilled that he’s become a chick magnet. He wanted to lose weight so he could write a blog about it for Rudy to enjoy, but becoming a hunk all chicks couldn’t keep eyeing wasn’t part of the plan.
“If this keeps up, I may have to go to Bojangles for breakfast and lunch every day for three months to put on the pounds that will make chicks not want to check me out anymore. Writing about AI has always been far more important than being an office hunk.”
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Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:
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