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You remember that enigmatic and rebellious rock singer of yesteryear, Billy Idol, who riled us all up with his hit song “Eyes Without a Face.”
Don’t you often wonder what Billy was getting at with his “eyes without a face” concept? Surely it’s occurred to you he ripped off the idea from the 80s rock band “Men Without Hats.”
The word “without” is, without a doubt, one of those gimmicky words that play well without being ostentatious. Consider: Your life could not have been without the U2 hit “With Or Without You.”
So without more ponderousness, read this category-constructed blog that you can do without.
Bodies Without Limbs
- Men without a trapezoid
- Nostril without a tibia
- Toenails without a spark plug
- Hippocampus without a tax return
- Sleep apnea without a bed
Food Without Nutrition
- Gas station without a junk food store
- Spatula without back-to-school night
- Boardwalk fries without a public bathroom
Technology Without Usefulness
- Internet without soup
- Cloud computing without the solar system
- Artificial intelligence without peat moss
- Smartphone without a jack-o-lantern
Homes Without Rationality
- Shoestring without depth perception
- Wrench without a dictionary
- Lightbulb without an antelope
Chemistry Without Logic
- Zinc without Stratego
- Alchemy without a marriage license
- Hydrogen without scuba diving
Nature Without Benefits
- Deer without headlights
- Sunshine without metamorphosis
Geography Without Boundaries
- Australia without a marble
- Constantinople without sheetrock
- The Grand Canyon without an abacus
Make sense?
This will clarify.
You just read a blog without a lumberjack.
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