As heroes go in pop culture, it’s impossible to deny that Indiana Jones is a key figure of modern folklore.
A favorite in the childhood of the founder Hilarity by Default (our partner site for this series) and many others who revere the archeologist turned swashbuckler (in his first three movies at least). In his films, Jones would head out on adventures all over the world to recover artifacts in search of “fortune and glory”. In his every success, he was easily the central figure in all the victories with ragtag teams of sidekicks including a feisty tavern owner/girlfriend, a whimsical curator capable of getting lost in his own museum, a rogue ship captain, an excavator who is the best digger in Egypt, a orphan from the streets of Shanghai, a popular female vocalist, and his archeologist father. In MVP-like fashion, Indy leads these rabbles to recover the Ark of the Covenant, Sankara Stones, and Holy Grail against all odds. Sounds a lot to me like first-ballot Hall of Fame NFL quarterback, Peyton Manning carrying the Indianapolis Colts to his first Super Bowl victory.
Manning was the undisputed leader of his offense. He was capable of dictating strategy and tactics on the field in a fashion where few people could even remember the name of his offensive coordinator. While we cited Tom Brady as having guidance from his head coach Bill Belichick in last week’s piece on Why Wolverine is like NFL Quarterback Tom Brady, Manning was more like Dr. Henry Jones Jr. under center explaining why ‘X’ never ever marks the spot. . . unless, of course, it is a Roman numeral for ‘ten’ an in a Super Bowl’s logo. That, being said, every now and again, he’d proverbially crack his whip to clear a ravine or battle a tank. One such example is the play below.
Leading unlikely teams to victory is something plenty of heroes do in nerdy lore. The question must be asked — what actually makes Jones a better comparison to Peyton Manning? For example, a captain of the Starship Enterprise would be a fine parallel — specifically Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Jean Luc Picard. Picard is widely regarded as the most intellectual of the captains of the various iterations aired on TV. Why can’t he be Peyton’s Nerd Culture counterpart?
Right off the bat, generally speaking, Captain Picard always has the same crew at his disposal. Moreover, while the makeup of his squad may span multiple species, they remain the same throughout the life of his story.
Indiana Jones actually changed his team with every installment of his lore much like Peyton changed teams after recovering from his neck surgery. Though in fairness, at no time during a football game did Archie and Peyton ever both turn in response to someone calling, “Mr. Manning”. That’s one way they don’t keep up with the Jones’.
The other way Dr. Jones is similar to his pigskin slinging counterpart are his successes . . . Or rather his perceived lack thereof. Peyton Manning took the Colts to a pair of Super Bowls (winning one) while posting 10-win seasons 11 times in his Hall of Fame career. Similar to Indy and his acquisition of the Arc of the Covenant, final Sankara Stone and Holy Grail, at day’s end, all he got was a crisp handshake or a wave goodbye. . . maybe. Manning, as a Colt, was labeled and criticized as a “choke artist” more often than he was praised until he won his second championship with the Denver Broncos. Granted, it’s not like the all-time great field general was fighting Nazis, but there are plenty of NFL fans that believe that the New England Patriots organization, Peyton’s arch nemesis in the postseason, is an evil empire all its own.
The final similarity between the whip cracking icon and the slinging sheriff under center is their ability to be successful in different circumstances. Whether Indy was hired by the American government, saving a village from famine or following in the footsteps of his father on a mission sabotaged by Nazis, it didn’t matter. For Manning, after he struggled as a rookie, the quarterback led Indianapolis to countless wins with players ranging from Edgerrin James to Joseph Addai at running back, Dallas Clark to Ben Utecht at tight end and Marvin Harrison to Austin Collie out wide. But, in 2011, Manning was sidelined to undergo spinal surgery where the Colts won only two games. In 2012, the Denver Broncos brought in the veteran tactician under center where he took them to the Super Bowl and two seasons later to a Championship victory.
And the best thing about Peyton Manning concluding his career as a Bronco? It prevents me from making some corny reference that this is an analysis comparing a guy named Indy and someone who played in Indy.
- This is the "wpengine" admin user that our staff uses to gain access to your admin area to provide support and troubleshooting. It can only be accessed by a button in our secure log that auto generates a password and dumps that password after the staff member has logged in. We have taken extreme measures to ensure that our own user is not going to be misused to harm any of our clients sites.