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Sportface Sucks, Says Sonny, Time to Tackle Geopolitical Phantasmagoria
The global situation in this world is in need of an overhaul on a scale never…
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Brady On House Mishap: “Wrong Home, Wrong Guy, Wrong Time”
Tom Brady said he went to the “wrong home” and ran into the “wrong guy” at…
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Gronk to Wear Number “420” for Tampa Bay To Celebrate Pot Smoker Day
A month after Sammy Sportface broke the story, the national news media revealed yesterday that Rob…
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NFL Unleashes Full Contact Tetherball for All League’s Half Time Shows
Tom Brady Bankrolls The League Leveraging “TB” Brand The NFL has announced it will sponsor full contact…
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Stephen A. Stuck in Soundproof Booth at Gruesome Golf Tourney
Hung over and with their minds all fogged up, the gruesome golf foursome stumbles to the…
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TV Ratings Soar for WWE at NFL Games, Plummet for Football Action
It’s the Fall of 2020. Due to the pandemic, NFL stadiums remains empty except for the…
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Sports Leaders Support Widespread Weed-Smoking to Celebrate “420”
National Pot-Smoking Day All sports leagues around the world have announced their support for widespread weed…
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Balloon Nose-Dives Into Sand Trap During Brady/Belch Grudge Golf Match
Peyton Manning, feeling jilted that Bill Belichick kicked him out of the god-awful golf foursome and…
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Belichick, Brady Brawl at Charity Golf Event, Ruin Spirit of Day
Not even for one afternoon. Not for one charity golf match not supposed to be about…
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