Walton

Walton Takes In Tundra Fest Carnage As Belichick Frets Over Brady

Bill Walton surveys the Tundra Fest carnage. The smell of sizzling spicey sausage fills his nostrils. …

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Brady's

Brady’s Final Days With the Patriots: What Really Went Down (Part 3)

This is the third in a series of articles about the book Dynasty which focuses on…

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Belichick

Belichick, Kraft and Goddess Beg Brady to Return to Patriots

Tap into the mindset of one of the thousands of cows crammed together at Tundra Fest…

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Belichick

Belichick and Brady Together: Titles, Toughness and Tension (Part 2)

This is the second article based on the 2020 book titled Dynasty about the complicated relationship…

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Bright Star

Bright Star Leads Animals, Caravan to Tundra Fest in Green Bay

Still hungover from Sports Gras, the caravan of vehicles and runners shake off the headaches and…

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Brady

Why Tom Brady Left Patriots and Will Win His 7th Super Bowl This Year (Part 1)

Ever since March of 2020 when Tom Brady announced his plans to leave the New England…

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Swimming

Swimming in Shame: Is Keller, Lochte or Phelps Most to Blame?

There may be something in the chlorine that affects the brains and judgments of world-class male…

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Sports Gras

Sick of Sports Gras, Dry-Balled Stephen A. Slices Sir Charles in Pickleball

Stephen A. feels satisfied about his scrotox procedure at Sports Gras because his balls won’t sweat…

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Sports Gras

Sports Gras Day 2: Gump Delivers Shrimp, Ricky Bobby Sports Underwear

Shrimp boats float in by the hundreds to the Gulf of Mexico along the shores of…

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Sports Gras

Sports Gras: Manscaping, Scrotox, and Roman Dominate Day 1

There you are on Bourbon Street. It’s the first day of Sports Gras.   A tent…

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