The college basketball transfer portal has turned into something we’ve never seen before. It’s unsettling enough…
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Masters: Why Tiger Woods Doesn’t Move My Needle
People often say Tiger Woods “moves the needle.” This means, for example, that when he says…
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Wake Forest: Great Resignation Roils the Basketball Team
Last Fall I met Steve Forbes, the Wake Forest basketball coach. He told me the team…
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Amid College Basketball Corruption, Buzz Williams Shows Us How to Live
I’ve lost perspective on the Final Four. It’s chewing on my soul. Coach K irritates me.…
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Misery in Myrtle Beach
Pieface, Wolford, and Rudy drink alcohol all day and night. We’re stuck together in a stenchy…
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Walton Trips During Coach K Keynote Address at Final Four
Every one of the Superdome’s 76,468 seats has a warm buttock smothering it this Friday night.…
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Jay Will Do America Wright and Ruin Duke Fairytale Ending
Everybody’s buzzing — even the most casual of basketball fans — about Duke vs. North Carolina…
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March Madness: Edert of St. Peters Brings Us West Side Story – Tonight
March Madness always brings us the good stuff. A few years ago it was Sister Jean,…
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Coach K’s Wife Demands NCAA Deify Her Husband in Three Ways
Dear Mr. Emmert (President of the NCAA), I’m writing to you about my husband. You no…
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Coach K, Duke Turn Carolina Hater Into Carolina Lover
A few weeks ago I wrote an email subject line to my Wake Forest friends I’m…
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