You’re older than America. Life is slipping away. How can you slow down this full-throttle trip towards senility then six feet under? Do these five things in no particular order by March 26th, 2023: One: Once a week go to your local convenience store (Cumberland Farms, 7-Eleven, Cashions, etc.) and tell them you want to […]
We’ve all known for years that Sammy Sportface is tone-deaf, socially and emotionally unintelligent, doesn’t have a filter, and has poor judgment about what his readers are interested in and what turns them off. But Sportface plummeted to new lows in 2022, puking out disgusting, reprehensible, immature, sophomoric, and rancid content far more often than […]
Puberty for most people is gradual. If you’re a typical young boy your voice starts to get deeper over a span of weeks or months. Little sprouts of hair start appearing under your arms and other nether-regional body parts becoming more bushy and unsightly over time. I had a different experience with puberty. I was […]
Imagine you’re a young man and just have to go, get out on the road, leave home, or skip town, with no plan whatsoever. You take off from where you live in New York and start hitchhiking West towards the Midwest, toward Colorado, to San Francisco, wherever. You have just about no money, no clothes, […]
Searching for life’s meaning and a job in a new town where I didn’t know anyone, I entered a downtown brewery on some random side street. Seemed stylish enough, a speed networking event with some enterprising people in a relaxed atmosphere eating Nachos and guzzling root beer on the rocks. But this wasn’t the venue, […]
When the young man meets woman “Flamingo Kid” movie was being filmed in Hollywood in 1984, lead actress Janet Jones needed a bodyguard in much the same way actress Jacklyn Smith did when starring in the hit TV show series “Charlie’s Angels.” So Jones, wife of hockey’s great player ever Wayne Gretzky, sought out the […]
