Hung over and with their minds all fogged up, the gruesome golf foursome stumbles to the…
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TV Ratings Soar for WWE at NFL Games, Plummet for Football Action
It’s the Fall of 2020. Due to the pandemic, NFL stadiums remains empty except for the…
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Sports Leaders Support Widespread Weed-Smoking to Celebrate “420”
National Pot-Smoking Day All sports leagues around the world have announced their support for widespread weed…
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Balloon Nose-Dives Into Sand Trap During Brady/Belch Grudge Golf Match
Peyton Manning, feeling jilted that Bill Belichick kicked him out of the god-awful golf foursome and…
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Belichick, Brady Brawl at Charity Golf Event, Ruin Spirit of Day
Not even for one afternoon. Not for one charity golf match not supposed to be about…
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Brady Broadens “TB” Branding To Bikinis, Air Balloons and Belch Burgers
New Tampa Bay Dragons quarterback Tom Brady has broadened his much-ballyhooed “TB” branding campaign to encompass…
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Bill Belichick Offers Pats QB Job to Julian Edelman
In a head-scratching turn of events – on Easter Sunday no less — Bill Belichick has…
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With XFL Defunct, Brady Demands Bucs Change Team Name To Dragons
Ever since Tom Brady saw the box office smash “Shrek,” he has been infatuated with the…
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Stephen A. Rips Dr. Fauci for Shortage of Toilet Paper
Stephen A: So what’s with this toilet paper disaster? I mean, I go to the supermarket…
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Sportface gives you Predictions for Sports World After Pandemic
Seismic and cataclysmic changes to the sports world will be marching towards us full throttle after…
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