We saw something we’ve never seen before at the Olympics. A woman wore a monster mask…
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Sammy Sportface Dreams About Coach K and Playing at Duke
Just woke up from a dream. Seemed to last for hours. The most fulfilling and coolest…
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Olympics: Five Best Swimming Stories of the Tokyo Games
So much happened this past week in Olympics swimming. Night after night, we saw wild things…
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Olympics: Monster Masks Haunt Games
Raven Sanders likes to rock masks when she heaves the shot put. It’s a winning formula.…
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Olympics: Jacoby Leaves Us Legacy to Believe in Ourselves
Uncontrollably, high school boys jumped up and down. One pounded his hand on the ground repeatedly.…
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Olympics: Unexpected “Rookie” Bowen Makes Big Splash in Relay
You’ve been reading about several star American swimmers during the past few months heading into the…
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All Olympic Athletes Must Strap on Thongs Now
It’s time for everybody to let it all hang out. The IOC needs to mandate that…
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Olympics: Tonga Oil Can Boyd Lathers Up With Glovolium
Like Tarzan gone R-rated, Oil Can Boyd from the country of Tonga poured it all on.…
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New Olympic Sports Floated on Podcast: Nude Swimming and Tossing People
On their final podcast today before the Summer Olympics, Sammy Sportface and Spars tossed around new-fangled…
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New Summer Olympics Event: Heaving Small Appliances
So we’re all familiar with the shot put, discus throw, and javelin heaves at the Summer…
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