Danica Patrick helps her new Wrangler Jeans guy, Brett Favre, get equipped for the Big Toss contest at Lambeau Field in Green Bay. She wraps the Tommy Copper torso band around his pelvic area and all the way around his back. Taking it slow, she caresses as she wraps and snaps. “How does that feel, […]
When last we left you, Brett Favre was with John Madden next to the Turkucken Pond along with Charles Barkley, Phil Mickelson, Katie Ledecky, and Sammy Sportface. There was a confusing debate about who would race whom in a swimming race across the pond infested with live turduckens. Suddenly, the general manager of the Denver […]
When we last left off, Michael Phelps, Sammy Sportface, and Brett Favre were wearing turduckens on their heads like football helmets and were on the verge of having a swimming race across Turducken Pond, also known as Turducken Soup. Suddenly, from the 17th fairway, Katie Ledecky shows up. “Where’s Sportface?” she asks. “He’s the loser […]
