Rudy’s Roller-Skating Ruse

Puberty exploded from Rudy like volcanic lava. This unbearable boyish behavior gushed over during our boy-girl roller skating outings in seventh grade. Rudy fancied himself a natural roller-skating mogul, rolling around trying to dazzle the girls. His pubescent hormones soared when he saw Sportface stumbling around and falling off his roller skates, holding onto the […]

No. 17/19 River Hawks Drop 5-3 Battle to Maine; Split Series

ORONO, Maine—Despite a career night from senior Brian Chambers (Weymouth, Mass.), the No. 17/19 UMass Lowell men’s hockey team (12-9-1, 6-5-1 Hockey East) dropped a 5-3 battle to the Maine Black Bears (9-10-2, 3-6-1 HEA) on Saturday night at Alfond Arena to split the two-game series. Chambers led the River Hawks offensively in the Hockey East bout, […]