Sure we all have our list of the best apocalyptic songs, those about the destruction of…
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With Brady Bolting to Bucs, The World Ends in New England
With Brady Bolting to Bucs, The World Ends in New England God came. God left. God…
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Brady Rebuffs Kraft’s Plea for Help, Police Arrest Goodell
As the sun rises, Brady, Goodell, Antonio Brown, Ricky Williams, and Drew Bledsoe come out the…
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Derek, Bundchen, Gronk, and Von Zipper Crash off Daytona, Spark Beach Boys Concert
With Roger Goodell headed to jail, and Ricky stocked up on weed, the crew headed for…
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Brady Rebuffs Kraft’s Plea for Help, Police Arrest Goodell
As the sun rises, Brady, Goodell, Antonio Brown, Ricky Williams, and Drew Bledsoe come out the…
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Brady Plunges Balloon In Daytona Beach to Celebrate New Florida Home
Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick dove out of the balloon. They were in despair because Tom…
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Coronavirus Career Advice for Baby Boomer Men
You’re tired. Your career is winding down. The younger people in the office have more energy,…
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Brady Leaving Patriots, Kraft and Belichick Jump Off Air Balloon
When we left off last, the seven musketeers were on a balloon floating around wondering where…
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Belichick Reveals Car Ride Scheme As Air Balloon Floats Up and Away
Up up and way the seven men float in the psychedelic air balloon: Tom Brady, Antonio…
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Three New College Sporting Events Created During Pandemic
With the coronavirus pandemic gripping the United States and halting sports everywhere, there are three new…
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