Tom Brady said he went to the “wrong home” and ran into the “wrong guy” at…
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Gronk to Wear Number “420” for Tampa Bay To Celebrate Pot Smoker Day
A month after Sammy Sportface broke the story, the national news media revealed yesterday that Rob…
Continue ReadingNFL Unleashes Full Contact Tetherball for All League’s Half Time Shows
Tom Brady Bankrolls The League Leveraging “TB” Brand The NFL has announced it will sponsor full contact…
Continue ReadingStephen A. Stuck in Soundproof Booth at Gruesome Golf Tourney
Hung over and with their minds all fogged up, the gruesome golf foursome stumbles to the…
Continue ReadingNavigators Welcome Back Brickman, Sign North Andover Native McElroy
LYNN, Mass. — The North Shore Navigators turned to the nearby Merrimack Valley for the two…
Continue ReadingTV Ratings Soar for WWE at NFL Games, Plummet for Football Action
It’s the Fall of 2020. Due to the pandemic, NFL stadiums remains empty except for the…
Continue ReadingSports Leaders Support Widespread Weed-Smoking to Celebrate “420”
National Pot-Smoking Day All sports leagues around the world have announced their support for widespread weed…
Continue ReadingBalloon Nose-Dives Into Sand Trap During Brady/Belch Grudge Golf Match
Peyton Manning, feeling jilted that Bill Belichick kicked him out of the god-awful golf foursome and…
Continue ReadingTennis: Wimbledon Canceled Until 2021
Another sporting event has been canceled due to coronavirus. The Open Championship, or British Open, was…
Continue ReadingNorth Shore Navigators Introduce FCBL All-Decade Team
LYNN, Mass. — With the Futures Collegiate Baseball League’s 10th season scheduled to begin next month,…
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