I’ve lost perspective on the Final Four. It’s chewing on my soul. Coach K irritates me.…
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Misery in Myrtle Beach
Pieface, Wolford, and Rudy drink alcohol all day and night. We’re stuck together in a stenchy…
Continue ReadingWalton Trips During Coach K Keynote Address at Final Four
Every one of the Superdome’s 76,468 seats has a warm buttock smothering it this Friday night.…
Continue ReadingJay Will Do America Wright and Ruin Duke Fairytale Ending
Everybody’s buzzing — even the most casual of basketball fans — about Duke vs. North Carolina…
Continue ReadingFinal Four: Duke Releases Coach K Coronation Week Agenda
Duke will win the national championship next Monday night giving Coach K his sixth national title…
Continue ReadingMarch Madness: Edert of St. Peters Brings Us West Side Story – Tonight
March Madness always brings us the good stuff. A few years ago it was Sister Jean,…
Continue ReadingCoach K’s Wife Demands NCAA Deify Her Husband in Three Ways
Dear Mr. Emmert (President of the NCAA), I’m writing to you about my husband. You no…
Continue ReadingCoach K, Duke Turn Carolina Hater Into Carolina Lover
A few weeks ago I wrote an email subject line to my Wake Forest friends I’m…
Continue ReadingMarch Madness Tears Mirror Life’s Tears
I cried minutes after my college graduation ceremony. Mostly because I feared the future, figuring out…
Continue ReadingOn Florida Reconnaissance, Sportface Hits Daytona – Again – With Brady
Sammy Sportface rolls out of bed in sunny Florida. He looks out the window of his…
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