College Basketball

Amid College Basketball Corruption, Buzz Williams Shows Us How to Live

I’ve lost perspective on the Final Four. It’s chewing on my soul. Coach K irritates me.…

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Misery

Misery in Myrtle Beach

Pieface, Wolford, and Rudy drink alcohol all day and night. We’re stuck together in a stenchy…

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Walton

Walton Trips During Coach K Keynote Address at Final Four

Every one of the Superdome’s 76,468 seats has a warm buttock smothering it this Friday night.…

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Duke

Jay Will Do America Wright and Ruin Duke Fairytale Ending

Everybody’s buzzing — even the most casual of basketball fans — about Duke vs. North Carolina…

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Duke

Final Four: Duke Releases Coach K Coronation Week Agenda

Duke will win the national championship next Monday night giving Coach K his sixth national title…

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March Madness

March Madness: Edert of St. Peters Brings Us West Side Story – Tonight

March Madness always brings us the good stuff. A few years ago it was Sister Jean,…

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Coach K

Coach K’s Wife Demands NCAA Deify Her Husband in Three Ways

Dear Mr. Emmert (President of the NCAA), I’m writing to you about my husband. You no…

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Coach K

Coach K, Duke Turn Carolina Hater Into Carolina Lover

A few weeks ago I wrote an email subject line to my Wake Forest friends I’m…

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March Madness

March Madness Tears Mirror Life’s Tears

I cried minutes after my college graduation ceremony. Mostly because I feared the future, figuring out…

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Florida

On Florida Reconnaissance, Sportface Hits Daytona – Again – With Brady

Sammy Sportface rolls out of bed in sunny Florida. He looks out the window of his…

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