Biggest

Biggest Basketball Boondoggle Ever: The Brooklyn Nets

Are Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving, and James Harden the biggest, most pathetic story in the history…

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Man

60-Year-Old Man Laments Looking Like a Chia Pet

Some men lose their hair starting in late high school. And some sport shiny dome heads…

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College

Last College Get-Together Ever: Top 10 Lowlights

For the last time ever, dozens of my college friends – and plenty of wives and…

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Mickelson

Is Mickelson as Big a Fraud as Tiger?

What’s happened to you, Phil Mickelson? You were once such a crowd favorite. The golf galleries…

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NBA

NBA: Playing Rarified Team Ball, Celtics Will Win the Title

There’s a lot not to like about the NBA these days. Everything that Kyrie Irving says,…

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Graduation

At Long-Awaited Graduation, Middlebury Class of 2020 Says Hello and Goodbye

In March 2020, which in a time-warped way feels like 20 years ago, the senior class…

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Graduation

Graduation Speaker Nails It: Read Books and Make Babies

In my junior year of high school, our English class received the assignment to read Joseph…

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Misreading

Two Tips for Misreading Rooms

Ever been accused of misreading a room? I have. Misreading rooms is one of my unique…

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Graduation

At Florida Graduation, Tim Tebow Gives Spectacular Speech

I want to give a college graduation speech someday, ideally, at my alma mater, Wake Forest…

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Coolest

Coolest-Sounding Medical Terms Ever

You guys are going to the doctors more to find out all that’s wrong with you.…

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