We Never Stop
We Never Stop
You can have Bruce, Mick Jagger, and the Beatles. I’ll take Boz Scaggs. He’s the greatest musician of all time. I came to the realization this week while listening to his song “Lowdown” while driving my car to Burger King. Study the words in this stanza from “Lowdown.” You’ve gotta have a jones for this […]
Wayne Gretzky is not impressed with his son-in-law, Dustin Johnson. Sure Johnson won the FedEx Cup title last week making him the greatest golfer in the world. OK, fine, whatever. Johnson went 30 under par in a tournament a few weeks ago – breaking a record. Over the last eight weeks, he has dominated four […]
After a tumultuous five-year relationship, NGSC Sports finally cut ties with its misunderstood sports blogger, Sammy Sportface. The sports blogging site read by virtually no one in the world had to get its roster down to 53 bloggers, which is the limit required by the NFL and the National Sports Blogging Society (NSBS). “We had […]
Nick Nurse coaches the NBA’s Toronto Raptors. His last name has inspired the vast majority of NBA coaches and players to change their names to something related to the medical field. For instance, today Greg Popovich changed his name to Greg Doctor. Steve Nash, who this week became the head coach of the Brooklyn Nets, […]
Amused and feeling haughty, Cam Fig Newton wanted to pop off about what he learned this week, which was that supermodel Gisele Bundchen was bitter at Coach Belch for not coddling her husband like a superhero when he was the quarterback of the New England Patriots. In her words, Coach Belch belittled his quarterback – […]
All pro golfers, including those who were competing at this weekend’s TPC Boston tournament, have fled the country. They’ve flown to the Jamaican Sea to party on Brooks Koepka’s 10,000-foot yacht. “I wasn’t going to go because I was leading this weekend’s tournament, but when I heard Stevie Nix would be there I had to […]
Bryson DeBozworth is suspicious. He thinks Brooks Koepka quit playing golf the rest of this year for reasons other than his knee hurts. “He feels threatened by guys like me who have been playing golf better than him this year,” said DeBozworth. “I’m not buying that he quit because his knee hurts. He can’t handle […]
X$****** **+– !@#$%^&, ^^^^*************** +++**%^^^. ** **( — ******! ~~**************************************! ===**** %#@*** ** *********** ##**##**. #*#* #* #* #*****%******@# ___ /”? “>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<, <<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.” ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,————,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,——————–//. “““`=“`=` =`=`=`=`,.,. |||||\\\\\\\|||||\\\. |||||||||\\\\\\\\\\\\\||||||||||||||,,,,,,,,,,~~~~ |\. ________________________________== ++, \\. ///\\\****************———-*, \\\, \\\, \\\\\\\. <““` ~~~~~ _ . *&^%$#@! “[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][\\][][][][][][*][][] [].” }{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{~~~~ \\ \|\|. ;;;””:::::::::******::::::\|\, \\, :::::::{}{ {}{, –. ][][][][], )) ~~ […]
A few college kids could be seen roaming around the Davidson College campus in North Carolina this week. The Fall semester edges near. It will be unlike any Fall semester in the history of American higher education. You know. You don’t need to be reminded. Seeing the students, even all masked up, was such a […]
