America’s leading car-racing organization, NASCAR, has released six new full-time 2020 sponsors to align with the…
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Brady Outcheats Belichick On Final Putt of Inglorious Golf Match
So the inglorious golf grudge match pitting Bill Belichick against Tom Brady and Tiger Woods against…
Continue ReadingWake Forest Hires “Burger King All American” To Be Hoops Coach
“In 1981 I got a job at McDonald’s. Twenty years later I was recruiting McDonald’s All…
Continue ReadingSportface Sucks, Says Sonny, Time to Tackle Geopolitical Phantasmagoria
The global situation in this world is in need of an overhaul on a scale never…
Continue ReadingBrady’s Letter to Belichick Reveals Real Reasons He Left Patriots
A look at Brady’s letter: Dear Coach Belichick, Everybody is speculating about why I am no…
Continue ReadingBill Belichick Offers Pats QB Job to JaMarcus Russell
Bill Belichick has put to rest all speculation about who he would sign as his new…
Continue ReadingBrady On House Mishap: “Wrong Home, Wrong Guy, Wrong Time”
Tom Brady said he went to the “wrong home” and ran into the “wrong guy” at…
Continue ReadingGronk to Wear Number “420” for Tampa Bay To Celebrate Pot Smoker Day
A month after Sammy Sportface broke the story, the national news media revealed yesterday that Rob…
Continue ReadingNFL Unleashes Full Contact Tetherball for All League’s Half Time Shows
Tom Brady Bankrolls The League Leveraging “TB” Brand The NFL has announced it will sponsor full contact…
Continue ReadingStephen A. Stuck in Soundproof Booth at Gruesome Golf Tourney
Hung over and with their minds all fogged up, the gruesome golf foursome stumbles to the…
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