NASCAR

NASCAR Races Out New Crew of Coronavirus Sponsors

America’s leading car-racing organization, NASCAR, has released six new full-time 2020 sponsors to align with the…

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Brady

Brady Outcheats Belichick On Final Putt of Inglorious Golf Match

So the inglorious golf grudge match pitting Bill Belichick against Tom Brady and Tiger Woods against…

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Wake Forest

Wake Forest Hires “Burger King All American” To Be Hoops Coach

“In 1981 I got a job at McDonald’s. Twenty years later I was recruiting McDonald’s All…

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Sportface

Sportface Sucks, Says Sonny, Time to Tackle Geopolitical Phantasmagoria

The global situation in this world is in need of an overhaul on a scale never…

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Brady's

Brady’s Letter to Belichick Reveals Real Reasons He Left Patriots

A look at Brady’s letter: Dear Coach Belichick, Everybody is speculating about why I am no…

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Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick Offers Pats QB Job to JaMarcus Russell

Bill Belichick has put to rest all speculation about who he would sign as his new…

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Brady

Brady On House Mishap: “Wrong Home, Wrong Guy, Wrong Time”

Tom Brady said he went to the “wrong home” and ran into the “wrong guy” at…

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Gronk

Gronk to Wear Number “420” for Tampa Bay To Celebrate Pot Smoker Day

A month after Sammy Sportface broke the story, the national news media revealed yesterday that Rob…

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NFL Unleashes Full Contact Tetherball for All League’s Half Time Shows

Tom Brady Bankrolls The League Leveraging “TB” Brand The NFL has announced it will sponsor full contact…

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Stephen A.

Stephen A. Stuck in Soundproof Booth at Gruesome Golf Tourney

Hung over and with their minds all fogged up, the gruesome golf foursome stumbles to the…

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