{"id":38410,"date":"2020-07-18T08:26:35","date_gmt":"2020-07-18T12:26:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ngscsports.com\/?p=38410"},"modified":"2020-08-20T11:48:46","modified_gmt":"2020-08-20T15:48:46","slug":"mahomes-buys-washington-whatevers-snyder-kicked-to-curb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ngscsports.com\/2020\/07\/18\/mahomes-buys-washington-whatevers-snyder-kicked-to-curb\/","title":{"rendered":"Mahomes Buys Washington Whatevers, Snyder Kicked To Curb"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Continuing his spending spree, Patrick Mahomes acquired the Washington Whatevers, formerly known as the Washington Redskins.<\/span><\/p>\n For this move, he has risen to new stratospheric levels of American hero status because he has put out to pasture the sports world\u2019s most unpopular and irritating human being, Whatevers owner Dan Snyder.<\/span><\/p>\n Under the deal, Snyder will get none of the $469 billion Mahomes paid to acquire the team. Those funds will go towards promoting the NFL in Southeast Asia and reimbursing the league for all the ticket revenues it will lose this season with only a few fans attending the games in person.<\/span><\/p>\n This means Synder will no longer own the team. He has been kicked to the curb and will live on a street somewhere and have no power over anyone for the rest of his life.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n No will have to see his face again<\/b><\/p>\n No one will ever have to listen to him talk again. No one will ever have to watch him make bad football decisions. No one will have to utter his name. No one will have to see his face. He\u2019s history and what bad history he made.<\/span><\/p>\n The world\u2019s most annoying guy has been set out to pasture, kicked out, told to get lost, and everybody in the sports world is giddy.<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cThis is the best sports news since I smoked weed with Ricky Williams during a car ride across the U. S. with Belichick and Kraft,\u201d said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Ricky Williams Joins Car Ride, Smokes Weed To Cope With Coronavirus<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n \u201cWe may not have much of an NFL football season this Fall, but at least Snodgrass Snyder no longer owns one of our franchises. Ever since he bought the team, it\u2019s been one disastrous season after another.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Snyder, who was reached on a DC street corner carrying his duffle bag, told Sammy Sportface he\u2019s bitter Mahomes bought the team. He figured he would own it and continuing trashing the franchise for the next 40 years.<\/span><\/p>\n Out on the street<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m out on the street and can\u2019t boss anyone around anymore,\u201d he said. \u201cThis can\u2019t be right. An NFL player can\u2019t own another NFL team.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Sportface called Goodell to check on this.<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t care what the complications are of a player for the Chiefs owning the Washington Whatevers,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m just glad Snyder is no longer one of this league\u2019s owners. He\u2019s been annoying me and everyone else he encounters from the day he bought the team. Good riddance to that sniveling wannabee.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Parade in Disney World for Mahomes<\/b><\/p>\n In Disney World during the NBA playoffs next month, the NFL will honor Mahomes, who will sit on the back seat of a Cadillac convertible and wave to the crowd including Luca Doncic\u2019s Mom, who will be wearing a Cinderella outfit.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n